something I've got from e-mail
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Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed aslow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower,gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs,such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installedundesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup2.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simplycrashes the system.I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,Desperate Housewife
Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,
First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is anoperating system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 ..
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically runthe applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall anotherBoyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crashHusband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limitedmemory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider additional software to improve memory andperformance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali6.9.
Good Luck,IT Support
4 comments:
hah. tongkat ali? kacip fatimah takde ke? =P
fuyohhh...gila kreatif orang yg memikirkan emel ni....heheh
Put a backdoor in Husband1.0, remember use a Proxy, else you got yourself busted.
To make a better performance in Husband1.0 please buy a new branded IDS such as Virille1.0 or MYK_LINTAH or GMBR_SARAWAK.
To make a stability in your whole system. Please use V-GIN_Lotion1.0 FIREWALL in your system.
DON'T forget to boot in PLAYSAFE mode Else an unidentified malicious software will invade your system.
1+2+B+A+HUSBAND+1.0
haha...ade je idea kalo cakap pasal mende nih a....
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